Some days you just gotta laugh..

I am downstairs reading a book..It is that precious time of the day..nap time. The time all mommies look forward to..the break in the day, for a little me time..

Engrossed in my book, I suddenly heard a strange noise coming from upstairs. I listen at the stairs for a second..and, hear chatting. So, I go upstairs to listen at her door. I hear Claire talking, and saying " I need just a little bit more..." My heart drops 'a little more of what...' I open the door to find her on the floor with the 32 ounce jar of Aquaphor. I squealed "Claire what are you doing?'' She responds, " My zema was itching..like Gracie.." The aquaphor was everywhere...all over the floor, her bed, in her shoes but, she mainly massaged it through her hair. There was so much in her hair..I am talking hanging globs. I picked her up she was like a greased pig..a greased pig who needed a nap..I bathed her, and the bathtub was slippery with grease ..there was so much grease in that bathtub when she tried to stand up she couldn't..she would just slip and slide...I washed it a million times, looks just as bad as ever. Hopefuly it will eventually wear out..Until then her hair looks nice and oily...Stringy...plastered to her head..So much for nap time...